No one breaks down all 30 NBA teams like the NSI.

The NBA is so unpredictable,  who knows whats going to happen? I only wish I had the access to the league that a Ric Bucher has.

I’ll do my best.

Boston – Good
Philadelphia – Not Good
New York – Not Good
New Jersey – Not Good
Toronto – Not Good
Chicago – Not Good
Detroit – Not Good
Cleveland – Good
Milwaukee – Not Good
Indiana – Not Good
Washington – Not Good
Miami – Not Good
Atlanta – Not Good
Charlotte – Not Good
Orlando – Good
Utah – Not Good
Portland - Not Good
Minnesota – Not Good
Oklahoma City – Not Good
Denver – Good
LA Clippers – Not Good
Golden State – Not Good
Phoenix – Not Good
Sacramento – Not Good
LA Lakers - Good
Dallas – Good
Memphis – Not Good
Houston – Not Good
New Orleans – Not Good
San Antonio – Good

My goal was to get you excited for the season, hopefully I did.

NSI

Welcome to the NSI’s Annual NBA Preview, the most comprehensive NBA Preview on the Internet:

Boston, Orlando, Cleveland, LA(the Lakers of course), San Antonio and Denver all have a good shot of winning the NBA Championship.

The other 24 teams have no shot.

Jump ball!

NSI

The NFL Trade Deadline is today at 4pm.

What does that mean?? Will teams in the hunt acquire that final piece to push them into the playoffs? Will teams like the Titans start all over? Will the Dolphins trade for a #1 receiver??? Will anyone get fired???

Well forget all of that.

NSI can confirm that no blockbuster deals will take place. Zilch.

As you were.

Speaking of #2...

JaMarcus Russell is a stud.

You heard me.

Remember, Russell was the number one overall pick in the NFL Draft, and that means one thing: at a very basic level he is a very talented athlete.

Since when do we judge Quarterbacks on 7 starts? He can’t be this bad. Can he?

Cause, holy shit he’s been bad. God awful, even.  Browning Nagle bad. Spurgeon Wynn bad. But you know what? Fuck it.

The NoSourceInsider says Russell will make a minimum of 3 pro bowls and appear in at least one Super Bowl.

Check back in 5,6 or 14 years on this one.

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In other quick OB news, the NoSourceInsider reports that Vince Young will take more then 60% of the remaining snaps for the Titans. Oh, and start for the next decade. HOF.

-Insider, out.

AFC Defensive Player of the Month, Antwan Odom of the Bengals, just went down with an Achilles tendon injury.

We’re going to go ahead and say he’s done for the year.

But worry not Bengals fans, he’ll have successful surgery and will be fine in time for next season.

Thanks for playing, Antwan.

Shhh!…quiet…can you hear that?

That’s right, that’s sound of Tomas Vokoun sitting on his ass.

And after last night’s victory against the Flyers, you’re going to be hearing it a lot more.

For those of you who have absolutely no idea what we’re talking about, we’re referring to the now painfully obvious permanent switch at goaltender for your Florida Panthers.

Still lost? Don’t worry about it. Just remember this:

Vokoun out. Clemmensen in. NoSourceInsider broke the news.

NSI, out.

Mark my words, 2010 will mark Fredi Gonzalez’s final season as Manager  for the Florida Marlins as he will take over in Atlanta after the departure of Bobby Cox.

Clearly, everyone knows that’s where Fredi wants to be; Cox was a mentor and his family still lives there.

I know this, you know this, and the Marlins know this and that’s why Bobby Valentine will be the Braves’ skipper in 2011.

I am also reporting with 100% certainty that Valentine will where a disguise every single game.

In our inaugural post, we are confirming that the “Balloon Boy” fiasco is a hoax.

“He says he was hiding in the attic,” said the boy’s father, meteorologist Richard Heene, “He says it’s because I yelled at him.”

Zip it up, Rich.

In other hoax news today, we are also confirming that “Train Baby” is a total hoax.

Yeah, right. You heard it here first.