Told you so!

NSI

Yesterday, I reported the Central Michigan coach was going to be the next coach at Cincinnati 7 hours before anyone else did… Read more

Bob Stoops will be the next head coach at Notre Dame. And if hes not, Brian Kelly will be.

Mark it down.

…when the NSI told you MONTHS ago that Bobby Bowden was going to get run out of Tallahassee?

Yeah, told you so.

The NBA season is finally underway and th-zZzzZzzZzzZzzZzzZzzzzzzz…..

All of the so called “experts” with all of their sources have him listed as “probable” for his match-up against the Vikings.

Never mind them. Aaron Rodgers will play in the game hes been waiting his whole life to play in.

The NSI knows things, that’s how this works.

With that, I present to you the 2009-2010 NBA Season.

Division Winners:
Atlantic – Boston
Central – Cleveland
Southeast – Orlando
Northwest – Denver
Pacific – La Lakers
Southwest – San Antonio

East Conf Finals:
Cleveland over Orlando in 6

West Conf Finals:
LA Lakers over San Antonio in 7

**The only reason one of those four teams wont be there is because Denver or Boston might beat one of them. But NO other team in the NBA has a shot at being in that final four.

NBA Finals:
Cleveland in 7. Shaq hands Lebron the Finals MVP Trophy because he’s insecure and makes post games comments that aren’t funny, yet the reporters laugh.

First Team All NBA:
PG – Chris Paul
SG – Dwayne Wade
SF – Lebron James
SF – Kobe Bryant
C – Dwight Howard
MVP – Lebron James
Coach of the Year – The one that gets to coach Lebron or the one that gets to coach Kobe.

First Superstar to get hurt – T-Mac
Second – Vince Carter

Others to get hurt:
Greg Oden
Baron Davis
Kenyon Martin
Not sure about Carlos Boozer yet.
Michael Redd
Peja

*Stay tuned to this list as it is constantly changing as we get to the season and during the season. Sometime you can see injuries coming and Ill explain how when the season arrives.

Superstar who will say he is hurt but just likes taking nights off –  Shaq

Best  player uggliest game award – Shawn Marion

Player that always looks tired – Paul Pierce

*Still have 5 days until the season starts, check back for more.

No one breaks down all 30 NBA teams like the NSI.

The NBA is so unpredictable,  who knows whats going to happen? I only wish I had the access to the league that a Ric Bucher has.

I’ll do my best.

Boston – Good
Philadelphia – Not Good
New York – Not Good
New Jersey – Not Good
Toronto – Not Good
Chicago – Not Good
Detroit – Not Good
Cleveland – Good
Milwaukee – Not Good
Indiana – Not Good
Washington – Not Good
Miami – Not Good
Atlanta – Not Good
Charlotte – Not Good
Orlando – Good
Utah – Not Good
Portland - Not Good
Minnesota – Not Good
Oklahoma City – Not Good
Denver – Good
LA Clippers – Not Good
Golden State – Not Good
Phoenix – Not Good
Sacramento – Not Good
LA Lakers - Good
Dallas – Good
Memphis – Not Good
Houston – Not Good
New Orleans – Not Good
San Antonio – Good

My goal was to get you excited for the season, hopefully I did.

NSI

The NFL Trade Deadline is today at 4pm.

What does that mean?? Will teams in the hunt acquire that final piece to push them into the playoffs? Will teams like the Titans start all over? Will the Dolphins trade for a #1 receiver??? Will anyone get fired???

Well forget all of that.

NSI can confirm that no blockbuster deals will take place. Zilch.

As you were.

In our inaugural post, we are confirming that the “Balloon Boy” fiasco is a hoax.

“He says he was hiding in the attic,” said the boy’s father, meteorologist Richard Heene, “He says it’s because I yelled at him.”

Zip it up, Rich.

In other hoax news today, we are also confirming that “Train Baby” is a total hoax.

Yeah, right. You heard it here first.