Here’s a list of people who will be lying to you this week about their interest in the USC coaching job:

• Jack Del Rio – He and his leather jacket are very happy in Jacksonville.
• Jeff Fisher – He and his glorious mustache are very happen in Nashville.
• Mike Riley – He and his boring personality are very happy at Oregon St.
• Steve Sarkisian – He and his visors are very happy at Washington.
• Jim Harbaugh -He is very happy at Stanford where he knows he will never win a National Championship.

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