Ask NSI
- October 23rd, 2009
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Q: Since you’ve got your NBA news up and going, will Yao play in the NBA ever again, if so, will he re-sign with the Rockets next summer or look elsewhere?
-Ari
NSI: Yao will play again, but will not sign with Houston next season as the Rockets will look to go in a different direction. Tough when your top two players, T-Mac and Yao, are always hurt. They need to start over.
Q: Im trying to be the best fake GM the world has ever seen. I consider myself the Bill Parcels of fantasy. However, I am truly torn on this one. Should I trade Thomas Jones (especially after last week’s great game) and Brent Celek for Dallas Clark? I sort of see Jones getting a lot more burn in the coming weeks due to the Dirty Sanchez’s struggles but Clark is just straight money. O what to do?
-Eric
NSI: No need to stress, Eric, the NSI is here for you. Celek has been good enough and you get Jones back. Do that deal now.
Q: McNabb’s contract is coming up, will he be re-signed? If not, will Mike Vick be the Eagles everyday starter.
-Aaron
NSI: McNabb stays, Vick leaves. Kolb takes over in 2-3 years.
Q: NSI, you gotta help me. I’m writing you from the future. I lost my sports almanac and have no idea who will win the 2012 Super Bowl. C’mon man, I need this. Without my almanac I’m as dumb as a dolphin. Don’t make me send younger me to hurt you. Wait, if younger me is me then am I younger me? Am I not me? Who is me…..
-Biff The Bully
NSI: Future-me says in 2012, when I am 40, the NY Giants will win the Super Bowl.
Q: Which of the following 4 players do you foresee becoming the next great NFL Hall of Famer: Jake Locker, Jevon Snead, Colt McCoy, or Sam Bradford?
NSI: Locker. He’s a lock.
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god, stugotz, your reading comprehension is lacking
Afrocheeze is definitely Dan Le Batard