In our inaugural post, we are confirming that the “Balloon Boy” fiasco is a hoax.

“He says he was hiding in the attic,” said the boy’s father, meteorologist Richard Heene, “He says it’s because I yelled at him.”

Zip it up, Rich.

In other hoax news today, we are also confirming that “Train Baby” is a total hoax.

Yeah, right. You heard it here first.